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Bad Mojo

Well, that doesn’t apply to Memphis Mojo — the Run Good Captain of the Universe. (Ride of the Valkyrie plays) I am expecting Hasbro will have a Memphis Mojo action figure out by Christmas.  Instead I’m lazily showing you a chat thread from a recent play money game where I somehow morphed into the the evil, Dr. Waffles — action figure pending.  By day, I am the lovable Rocky the Flying Squirrel. (R J Squirrel 40)

Mighty Memphis Mojo

 

Kinda funny, if hard to read.  I thought I was just opening a topic for discussion that might get interesting and they were acting very silly.  Wrong again  It was a silly little Stud8B play table that I didn’t realize had become so evil.   I captured it because of the name and contemplated sending it to Dave and asking if he’d changed his table name for a snarky giggle.

To help avoid the extraneous stuff, I’ve highlighted the interchange between me and “Mojo” — not either of our’s finest hour.

Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows a flush, Ace high, for high and 8,7,6,2,A, for low

Dealer: busdriver4 shows two pair, Tens and Threes, for high
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the high pot (121) with a flush, Ace high
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the low pot (121) with 8,7,6,2,A
Dealer: Hand #31442418217
Mr Mojo 025: weeeee
System: The next Happy Hour starts in 60 minutes!
Ms Mojo 021: pfft
busdriver4: nh
Storm Babe1: nh
Mr Mojo 025: ty
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows King Ten high, for high
Dealer: Ms Mojo 021 shows King Jack high, for high
Dealer: Ms Mojo 021 wins the pot (91) with King Jack high
Dealer: Hand #31442423702
Mr Mojo 025: nh
Ms Mojo 021: ty
Storm Babe1: nh
Ms Mojo 021: ty
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows three of a kind, Fives, for high
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the pot (204) with three of a kind, Fives
Dealer: Hand #31442429988
Ms Mojo 021: grr nh
Mr Mojo 025: ty lol
Storm Babe1: nh
Mr Mojo 025: ty
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows two pair, Queens and Eights, for high
Dealer: Ms Mojo 021 shows two pair, Kings and Tens, for high
Dealer: Ms Mojo 021 wins the pot (190) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Dealer: Hand #31442441499
Mr Mojo 025: vn
Storm Babe1: nh
Ms Mojo 021: ty
Ms Mojo 021: ty
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
busdriver4: gh
Ms Mojo 021: ty
Dealer: busdriver4 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows two pair, Aces and Sevens, for high
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the pot (192) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Dealer: Hand #31442455269
Ms Mojo 021: nh
Storm Babe1: nh pfftt
Mr Mojo 025: ty ty
Ms Mojo 021: lol
Dealer: busdriver4 has 15 seconds left to act
System: All Games Happy Hour is running right now! Earn double Full Tilt Points by playing in any ring game, tournament, or sit & go!
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows two pair, Kings and Nines, for high
Dealer: busdriver4 shows Queen Ten high, for high and 8,7,5,4,3, for low
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the high pot (63) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Dealer: busdriver4 wins the low pot (62) with 8,7,5,4,3
Dealer: Hand #31442465116
Storm Babe1: nhs
Mr Mojo 025: nh
Ms Mojo 021: nhs
Mr Mojo 025: ty
Dealer: busdriver4 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Storm Babe1 shows Ace Jack high, for high and 6,4,3,2,A, for low
Dealer: busdriver4 shows a pair of Fives, for high and 8,7,5,3,A, for low
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows a pair of Queens, for high
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the high pot (91) with a pair of Queens
Dealer: Storm Babe1 wins the low pot (91) with 6,4,3,2,A
Dealer: Hand #31442474352
Storm Babe1: nh
busdriver4: nhs
Mr Mojo 025: nh
Storm Babe1: ty
Mr Mojo 025: ty
Ms Mojo 021: pfft
Mr Mojo 025: lol
Storm Babe1: lol
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the pot (19)
Dealer: Hand #31442481859
GnomeWud_Bound1: hello again all
Dealer: busdriver4 shows a straight, Five high, for high and 5,4,3,2,A, for low
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows a straight, Jack high, for high
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the high pot (75) with a straight, Jack high
Dealer: busdriver4 wins the low pot (75) with 5,4,3,2,A
Storm Babe1: hello gnome wb babe
Dealer: Hand #31442493422
Ms Mojo 021: hi gnome wb
GnomeWud_Bound1: thx babe x
Mr Mojo 025: wb G
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
GnomeWud_Bound1: ty Ms mo
GnomeWud_Bound1: ty Mr Mo
Dealer: GnomeWud_Bound1 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: busdriver4 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows three of a kind, Threes, for high
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the pot (72) with three of a kind, Threes
Dealer: Hand #31442507366
GnomeWud_Bound1: nh
Storm Babe1: nh
Ms Mojo 021: nh
Dealer: GnomeWud_Bound1 has 15 seconds left to act
Mr Mojo 025: ty ty ty
Dealer: GnomeWud_Bound1 has 15 seconds left to act
Ms Mojo 021: brb
Mr Mojo 025: hb
Storm Babe1: kk
GnomeWud_Bound1: hb
Dealer: busdriver4 shows a flush, Queen high, for high
Dealer: R J Squirrel 40 shows a pair of Sevens, for high and 7,6,4,3,A, for low
Dealer: busdriver4 wins the high pot (193) with a flush, Queen high
Dealer: R J Squirrel 40 wins the low pot (192) with 7,6,4,3,A
Dealer: Hand #31442522014
Storm Babe1: nhs
Mr Mojo 025: nhs
Dealer: busdriver4 has 15 seconds left to act
busdriver4: ty
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows a pair of Aces, for high
Dealer: GnomeWud_Bound1 shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes, for high
Dealer: busdriver4 shows two pair, Queens and Twos, for high
Dealer: busdriver4 wins the pot (87) with two pair, Queens and Twos
Dealer: Hand #31442535301
Mr Mojo 025: nh
Storm Babe1: nh
Dealer: GnomeWud_Bound1 has 15 seconds left to act

R J Squirrel 40: no they aren’t they are just below average

Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
Storm Babe1: just bein polite

Mr Mojo 025: tit

Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 shows a pair of Fours, for high and 8,5,4,3,A, for low
Dealer: busdriver4 shows three of a kind, Threes, for high
Dealer: busdriver4 wins the high pot (134) with three of a kind, Threes
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 wins the low pot (133) with 8,5,4,3,A
Dealer: Hand #31442548104
Storm Babe1: nhs
Mr Mojo 025: ty
busdriver4: ty nh
GnomeWud_Bound1: nhs
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
Mr Mojo 025: u2

R J Squirrel 40: so what will you do when there is actually a nice hand?

Storm Babe1: faint

Mr Mojo 025: ram it down ur throat?

Mr Mojo 025: sideways

R J Squirrel 40: wow from mr love bunny to rambo

Dealer: GnomeWud_Bound1 has 15 seconds left to act

Mr Mojo 025: shut up tool

Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act

Mr Mojo 025: go back to not saying owt

GnomeWud_Bound1: brb coffee

R J Squirrel 40: no and nahh nahh nahh mr meanie

Storm Babe1: ok
Dealer: Mr Mojo 025 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: GnomeWud_Bound1 shows a straight, Eight high, for high and 7,6,5,4,3, for low
Dealer: GnomeWud_Bound1 wins the high pot (87) with a straight, Eight high
Dealer: GnomeWud_Bound1 wins the low pot (87) with 7,6,5,4,3
Dealer: Hand #31442570061
Mr Mojo 025: nh
Dealer: busdriver4 has 15 seconds left to act

R J Squirrel 40: shouldn’t that be vnh?

Dealer: Storm Babe1 has 15 seconds left to act

Mr Mojo 025: ima be back when he aint here

Mr Mojo 025: or dont talk

Mr Mojo 025: back soon i hope

R J Squirrel 40: GLOM

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  1. November 21st, 2012 at 11:05 | #1

    What a prick. I can promise you that wasn’t the *real* MOJO.

  2. November 21st, 2012 at 11:14 | #2

    Yeah, right you are.  But on to the exciting stuff.  Have you signed the deal with Hasbro for the action figure.  I thought it a suitable likeness.

  3. November 21st, 2012 at 11:20 | #3

    I had to scroll down pretty far to see a hand the you played. I see why you chose the name Rocky.

  4. November 21st, 2012 at 11:54 | #4

    I didn’t look at the hand but I don’t bother to play Play Money Ring particularly well.  (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.)   It is often a hand where everyone participates and usually too many hang around with only hopes.  You can play pot odds more.  It isn’t +EV but it isn’t terribly -EV.  What can I say?  The play is bad and folding when one should is boring and whatever the outcome is a non-event.

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