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Dream On

November 5th, 2016 3 comments

Not sure what Freud or Kinsey would say.  Dreams are supposed to show our inner thoughts.  Night before last, I had a poker dream.  Not a classic where I won the WSOP — too big a dream.  Instead it was more along the line of being chased in slow motion. Read more…

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It pays to increase your word power

September 28th, 2016 2 comments

Remember that in the Reader’s Digest?  It was a monthly feature where you looked at a word and there was a multiple choice answer.  I have always thought multiple choice questions had more to do with common sense than knowledge.  Read more…

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Coffee, Wine and Cell Phones

June 16th, 2016 1 comment

Those are among the myriad of topics brought up on the evening news.  One day item X is good and the next bad.  It is the most annoying segment on what has become annoying local news in general.  Oh, throw in a rising with a bullet for the girl suggesting technology and obscure apps.  When I look for real news it is mostly on PBS foreign news reporting.   How in the hell can the French offer me more valid news than the homers. Read more…

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Missing Ice Cube

January 13th, 2016 1 comment

I wouldn’t call myself a denier in the Warming scam.  I tend to think of it as more a cash cow for scientist and fellow travelers.  Seems we can afford anything in these times and the folks involved have set out to prove it. Read more…

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Free Medical Advice

November 19th, 2014 4 comments

You’ll Love This DoctorYou will love this doctor!!!

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1 Dz Longstem Roses = $34.95 plus tax where applicable

May 9th, 2013 4 comments

Yes, the day is at hand. The one designed by Teleflora and the Jewelry Institute. Why not, instead, welcome a guest into your home to share that special meal? When I ran across this heartwarming story, I just knew it would help some of my less fortunate readers prepare for Sunday’s ordeal.  Yes Grrouchie, I am speaking to you. Read more…

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Cheesecake

February 25th, 2013 5 comments

Ahh, yes, I still look.   Lucki Duck is my go-to guy for now.  Bam-Bam used to provide Frantic Fridays but they either moved him to a padded room or Western Canada — not much difference really.  VeryJosie has hidden away those downcast eyes shots that titillated.  What’s a fellow to do?   Well, here is some cheesecake of someone else you all remember.  Try to recognize who this noted actress is or scroll down and cheat.

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Gratitude

January 27th, 2013 3 comments

grat·i·tude  (grt-td, -tyd) n.

The state of being grateful; thankfulness.

[Middle English, from Old French, probably from Late Latin grtitd, from Latin grtus, pleasing; see gwer-2 in Indo-European roots.]
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Bad Mojo

November 21st, 2012 4 comments

Well, that doesn’t apply to Memphis Mojo — the Run Good Captain of the Universe. (Ride of the Valkyrie plays) I am expecting Hasbro will have a Memphis Mojo action figure out by Christmas.  Instead I’m lazily showing you a chat thread from a recent play money game where I somehow morphed into the the evil, Dr. Waffles — action figure pending.  By day, I am the lovable Rocky the Flying Squirrel. (R J Squirrel 40) Read more…

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Quiz

October 6th, 2012 5 comments

Improbable is a participant in every tournament.  He rules the roost until his brother, Impossible, shows up and showing up is a given.  Here is my variation on a classic.  OK, I have too much time on my hands.

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